German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) [...]

Iraqi found at LAX with ‘device’ in his butt

LOS ANGELES - An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat.
The man, identified by law enforcement officials as Fadhel al-Maliki, 35, set off an alarm during passenger screening at the airport early [...]

Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Semen Assault On Flight

Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.
The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.
It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle [...]

“That’s so gay” prompts a lawsuit

SANTA ROSA, Calif. - When a few classmates razzed Rebekah Rice about her Mormon upbringing with questions such as, “Do you have 10 moms?” she shot back: “That’s so gay.”
Those three words landed the high school freshman in the principal’s office and resulted in a lawsuit that raises this question: When do playground insults used [...]

Chinese scientists command pigeons via remote control

BEIJING, China (Reuters) — Scientists in eastern China say they have succeeded in controlling the flight of pigeons with micro electrodes planted in their brains, state media reported on Tuesday.
Scientists at the Robot Engineering Technology Research Centre at Shandong University of Science and Technology said their electrodes could command them to fly right or left [...]

Meetings make us dumber, study shows

People have a harder time coming up with alternative solutions to a problem when they are part of a group, new research suggests.Scientists exposed study participants to one brand of soft drink then asked them to think of alternative brands. Alone, they came up with significantly more products than when they were grouped with two [...]

Israeli defense chief makes lens cap gaffe

Peretz already under fire in wake of war against Hezbollah in Lebanon

Israeli Defense Minister Amir Peretz, right, gazes at a military drill through binoculars Wednesday, apparently without realizing the lens caps were left on. The army’s chief of staff, Lt. Gen. Gabi Ashkenazi is at left.
LONDON - Embattled Israeli Defense Minister Amir Peretz faced fresh [...]

Man assaults neighbor with sword after mistaking porn for rape

OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) — A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.
“Now I feel stupid,” said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. “This really [...]

Pastor with 666 tattoo claims to be divine

Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda says he is God, and his followers believe him.
MIAMI, Florida (CNN) — The minister has the number 666 tattooed on his arm.
But Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda is not your typical minister. De Jesus, or “Daddy” as his thousands of followers call him, does not merely pray to God: He [...]

Bobby Trendy Salutes Anna’s “Genitalia”

TMZ spoke with uber-fabulous designer Bobby Trendy, who was fired by Anna Nicole and Howard during the filming of her reality show.
A misty and poetic Bobby asked that we tell the world and Anna (er, ok?) that he wants to “Thank Anna for making me famous. When you think of Anna, think of red, white [...]