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	<title>Eternia.com</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Taxing Video Games and Equipment?</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/12/28/taxing-video-games-and-equipment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BRiT</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[MADISON, Wis. &#8212; Electronics might be the hot item on all gift lists this holiday, but it&#8217;s also on the list of some lawmakers.
A proposed bill in Wisconsin would add an extra sales tax to electronics.
The bill&#8217;s author, state Sen. Jon Erpenbach, said the money raised from the tax isn&#8217;t to dissuade gamers, but to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>But Mom! The other 61-year-olds get an allowance!</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/08/04/but-mom-the-other-61-year-olds-get-an-allowance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 16:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ROME (Reuters) - A Sicilian mother took away her 61-year-old son&#8217;s house keys, cut off his allowance and hauled him to the police station because he stayed out late.
Tired of her son&#8217;s misbehavior, the retiree in the central Sicilian city of Caltagirone turned to the police to &#8220;convince this blockhead&#8221; to behave properly, La Sicilia, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oscar the Cat Predicts Death</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/07/26/oscar-the-cat-predicts-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[PROVIDENCE, R.I. —  Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Commercial rant #2 - McDonald&#8217;s/gofbot.com</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/07/08/commercial-rant-2-mcdonaldsgofbotcom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/07/08/commercial-rant-2-mcdonaldsgofbotcom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch me be much too lazy to copy the formatting from the first one of these I did! Hopefully I&#8217;ll get close enough. I had such lofty plans to make them all look the same&#8230; oh well.
I have a vile and thorough hatred for all of McDonald&#8217;s advertising, particularly since they adopted the obnoxious &#8220;I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Commercial Rant #1 - Pizza Hut pizza pouch things</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/06/21/commercial-rant-1-pizza-hut-pizza-pouch-things/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/06/21/commercial-rant-1-pizza-hut-pizza-pouch-things/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to start whining in this space about commercials that bother me, if that&#8217;s ok with everyone. I&#8217;ll try to stay away from particularly irritating local commercials unless I can obtain video of them.
Today&#8217;s ad: Pizza Hut Hot-and-Ready Pizza Pocket Things (I frankly can&#8217;t be bothered to look up their actual name)
The gist of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby monitor picks up Space Shuttle video</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/06/16/baby-monitor-picks-up-space-shuttle-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 19:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[PALATINE, Illinois (AP) &#8212; An elementary school science teacher in this Chicago suburb doesn&#8217;t have to turn on the news for an update on NASA&#8217;s space mission. She just turns on her video baby monitor.
Since Sunday, one of the two channels on Natalie Meilinger&#8217;s baby monitor has been picking up black-and-white video from inside the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man fails school exams on 38th try</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/06/14/man-fails-school-exams-on-38th-try/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[JAIPUR, India (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Indian farmer who vowed not to marry before passing his high school exams has failed to get through for the 38th time.
Shiv Charan Yadav has been taking the exams &#8212; normally given to schoolchildren at the age of 15 &#8212; every year since 1969, without success.
He was in his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Next&#8230;..or not&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/05/11/nextor-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 04:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>&#124;DG&#124;</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


Next



Genre: Sci Fi
Year: 2007


Starring: Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore, Jessica Biel
Writer: Gary Goldman (screenplay) and Jonathan Hensleigh (screenplay)


Rated: PG 13
Director: Lee Tamahori





From imbd.com : Las Vegas showroom magician Cris Johnson has a secret which torments him: he can see a few minutes into the future. Sick of the examinations he underwent as a child and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GrindHouse - A Review</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/05/11/354/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 04:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>&#124;DG&#124;</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


GrindHouse



Genre: Horror
Year: 2007
Rated: R


Starring: Rose McGowan, Bruce Willis, Quentin Tarantino, Kurt Russell


Writer: Robert Rodriguez (fake trailer segment &#8220;Machete&#8221;); Robert Rodriguez (segment &#8220;Planet Terror&#8221;); Rob Zombie (fake trailer segment &#8220;Werewolf Women of the S.S.&#8221;); Edgar Wright (fake trailer segment &#8220;Don&#8217;t&#8221;); Jeff Rendell (fake trailer segment &#8220;Thanksgiving&#8221;) &#38; Eli Roth (fake trailer segment &#8220;Thanksgiving&#8221;)Quentin Tarantino (segment &#8220;Death [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hilton Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/05/04/hilton-sentenced-to-45-days-in-jail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/05/04/hilton-sentenced-to-45-days-in-jail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 00:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES (AP) - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress&#8217; famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Hawking Floats Weightless on Zero-Gravity Flight</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/27/stephen-hawking-floats-weightless-on-zero-gravity-flight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/27/stephen-hawking-floats-weightless-on-zero-gravity-flight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>reflex</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.  —  Free of his wheelchair and tethered only to heart rate and blood pressure monitors, astrophysicist Stephen Hawking on Thursday fulfilled a dream of floating weightless on a zero-gravity jet, a step he hopes leads to further space adventures.
The modified jet carrying Hawking, a handful of his physicians and nurses, and dozens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gere kiss sparks India protests</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/26/gere-kiss-sparks-india-protests/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/26/gere-kiss-sparks-india-protests/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MaxPower</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some demonstrators called Gere&#8217;s embrace of Shetty &#8220;vulgar&#8221;.
Actor Richard Gere has sparked protests in India after kissing Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty at an Aids awareness rally in New Delhi.
Demonstrators in Mumbai (Bombay) set light to effigies of the Hollywood star, while protesters in other cities shouted &#8220;death to Shilpa Shetty&#8221;. 
The protesters said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blue Angels F-18 crashes during SC Air Show: Pilot dies</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/21/blue-angels-f-18-crashes-during-sc-air-show-pilot-dies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/21/blue-angels-f-18-crashes-during-sc-air-show-pilot-dies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BrainwashedMonkey</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[BEAUFORT, S.C. — A Navy Blue Angel jet crashed during an air show Saturday, plunging into a neighborhood of small homes and trailers and killing the pilot.
Witnesses said the planes were flying in formation during the show at the Marine Corps Air Station at about 4 p.m. and one dropped below the trees and crashed, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australian &#8216;ghost ship&#8217; mystery puzzles rescuers</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/21/australian-ghost-ship-mystery-puzzles-rescuers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/21/australian-ghost-ship-mystery-puzzles-rescuers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[SYDNEY, Australia - Australian rescuers were on Friday trying to solve the “Mary Celeste” style mystery of a yacht found floating off the coast with its engine running, food on its table ready to eat, but no crew.
The 36-foot catamaran was found 80 nautical miles off Townsville on the northeast coast, but there was no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darabont Angry at &#8220;Wasted Year&#8221; Over &#8216;Indiana Jones 4&#8242; Script</title>
		<link>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/20/darabont-angry-at-wasted-year-over-indiana-jones-4-script/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eternia.com/2007/04/20/darabont-angry-at-wasted-year-over-indiana-jones-4-script/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Shawshank Redemption filmmaker Frank Darabont has hit out at movie mogul George Lucas for preventing Steven Spielberg from shooting his script for the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel, claiming his efforts were &#8220;a waste of a year.&#8221; Darabont wrote a screenplay for the highly-anticipated movie, which is still known by its working title of Indiana [...]]]></description>
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